CONTOH TEXT SPOOF

Fluffy Bunny Rabbit

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day and found his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
“If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they’ll hate me forever,” he thought.
So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.
Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.
A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside.
“Did you hear that Fluffy die?” the neighbor asked.
“Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?” Chris mumbled.
The neighbor replied, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!”


Qustions:
1. What does the story tell us?
2. What was his dog doing when Chris found it?
3. What did Chris think of his neighbor’s rabbit?
4. How did Chris cover up the death of the rabbit?
5. How did Chris get into his neighbor’s house?

Answer:
1. A rabbit and a dog
2. The dog was carrying a dead rabbit in its mouth.
3. It was killed by his dog.
4. By cleaning it and then putting it in his neighbor’s house.
5. Breaking the side window of the house.

CONTOH TEXT HORTATORY

Corruption

            Corruption is common everywhere in the world, even in the US. It’s just a matter of the intensity, however, that makes Jakarta the most corrupt place in Indonesia.

            Recently the problem of corruption is discussed by public, especially in local good mass media and also national. Many experts are telling its opinion about problem of this corruption. Basically, there are pros of another counter. However although however this corruption harm state and earn joints destroy togetherness of nation. Intrinsically, corruption is" social parasite” damage of structure governance, and become especial resistor to the way and governance development in general.

            In practice, very difficult corruption even near enough impossible can be fought against, because of very difficult give verifications which exact. Beside that is very difficult detecting with legal fundaments which is sure. But access deed of corruption represents latent danger which must take heed either by government or also by society itself.

Corruption is product of attitude to life one society group which wearing money as truth standard and as absolute power. As a result, very rich corruptor clan and all corrupt politician which to excess money can come into top kick elite faction and very

 respected. They this also will occupy high social status is eye society.

 Corruptions have taken place llama, since ancient Egyptian era, Babilonia, Roma until middle ages and hitherto. Corruption happened various state, do not aside from in nations go forward even if. In United States state alone which have so go forward there is still practice corruption. On the contrary, at primitive society where social tying still very strong and control effective social, corruption relative seldom happened. But progressively expanding of it economic sector and politics and also progressively go forward him of is effort development with openings of new natural source, hence gaining strength individual motivation especially among officer of country to practice embezzlement efforts and corruption.

Corruption started progressively insisting of effort development wanted, while bureaucracy processes of relative tardy, so that each and everyone or body wish short cut which quickly by giving repayment by giving money of conscience money. This practice will take place continuously as long as inexistence control from and government society, so that arise officer faction which including OKB-OKB (people rich newly) feathering nest by self (material ambition).

            The survey makes me sad, actually, because I stay and earn a living here in the capital. As we all know from Kotagajah, smuggling is not news at all in this town. Entrepreneurs who want to minimize their tax payment will bribe the officials.

            I think the measures taken so far to overcome the problem by punishing the corruptors have been so far from enough. We have prevented the younger generation from the bad mentality.

            So to be reached the target of national development, hence will do not want to corruption have to be fought against. There are some way of tackling of corruption, started which in character preventive and also which is repressive.

I believe we can start at the earliest stage in school and I think everyone should be involved in the effort to eradicate corruption. We must not make any distinctions.

Questions:

1. “I think the measure taken so far to overcome the problem….’(part 3). The underlined word mean?
2. What is the purpose of the text?
3. Explain the meaning of corruption?
4. Why the writer sad after she look the survey?
5. What part of the text is the last paragraph?

Answer:

1. Mean of the underline is Omit.
2. To persuade readers to overcome the corruption.
3. Corruption is common everywhere in the world.
4. Because the writer stay and learn a living in Indonesia in the capital.
5. The text is the last paragraph is Recommendation.

CONTOH TEXT REPORT

HEART

The heart is the most important part of the body. It is the center of life. However, the heart is only as big as a closed hand.

The heart is a muscle and it beats about seventy times per minute thought-out a person’s life.

The heart pumps blood from your heart to all parts of your body. The heart is made up of four chambers or small “rooms”. The top chamber are called the right and left auricles and the bottom chambers are the right and left ventricles.

When blood enters the heart. It is in dark reddish color because it contains carbon dioxide. The blood enters the right auricle and then the right ventricle. When the heart contracts, it forces the blood to the lungs where the blood receives oxygen. It then goes to the left auricle. The heart contracts again, and the blood goes to the left ventricle and is then forced out into the body. The blood gathers carbon dioxide and returns to the heart, and the process begins again.

Questions:
1. How many the heart is made?
2. What is the name of the top chambers?
3. What is the name of the bottom chambers?
4. Why, when blood enters the heart it is in dark reddish color?
5. How when the heart contracts?
6. What is the generic structure from the text?
7. What is the meaning of heart?
8. What is the meaning of description in paragraph 1?
9. What is the meaning of description in paragraph 2?
10. What is the meaning of description in paragraph 3?

Answer:
1. The heart is made up of four chamber or small “rooms”.
2. The top chamber are called the right and left auricles.
3. The bottom chambers are the right and left ventricles.
4. Because it contains carbon dioxide.
5. When the heart contracts it forces the blood to the lungs where the blood receives oxygen.
6. - General classification
- Description
7. The heart is the most important part of the body.
8. The heart is a muscle.
9. The heart have four chambers.
10. The blood gathers carbon dioxide and returns to the heart, and the process begins again.

CONTOH TEXT ANALYTICAL

Learning English is Important

Language is the mean of communication. Mostly groups of society have their own languages. Some of them appear the top global languages. Most people in the world hear about English, Arabic, and Mandarin. However English is the most global spoken language. Then if a man wants to catch a global goal, he has to master English.

Everyone recognize that English is an international language. English is used in writing and speaking by many people all over the world. It can be either as a first or second language. We even hear British, American, Australian, and even Singaporean English. Those various names of English are used as the first language in those countries. Furthermore, some countries have their own languages as a mother language but also use English mostly in daily communication.

Besides usage in daily interaction, English is also used as a key to open doors leading to scientific and technical knowledge. No wonder we find manual guides and instructions of many devices written in English. Even if we have a pack of instant noodle, we will see the cooking instruction also written in English. This transfer of science and technical will include many countries in economic, social and politics development.

Finally, the most easily seen in the importance of learning English is that most top requirement in filling job opportunities is the ability using English; active or passive. Job applicants who master English are more favorable than ones who do not.

The above facts prove that everybody needs to learn English if he likes to greet the global era.

Questions:

1.      What is the meaning of language?

2.      Why English is important?

3.      What is the generic structure Analytical?

4.      What is the purpose from the text?

5.      What is the meaning of Argument 1?

6.      What is the meaning of Argument 2?

7.      What is the meaning of Argument 3?

8.      What is the reiteration from the text?

9.      What is the function of English language?

10. What is the title?

Answer:

1.     Language is the mean of communication.

2.     Because English is the most global spoken language.

3.     a. Thesis

b. Arguments

c. Reiteration

      4.   To give information to public about learning English is important.

      5.   Use English mostly in daily communication.

      6. English is a key to open doors leading to scientific and technical knowledge.

      7. Learning English is the most top requirement in filling job opportunities.

      8. Everybody needs to learn English.

      9. To make easy to get the job

     10. Learning English is Important.

TRIGONOMETRY FORMULA (RUMUS TRIGONOMETRI)

PENJUMLAHAN DUA SUDUT
sin(a + b) = sin a cos b + cos a sin b
cos(a + b) = cos a cos b – sin a sin b
tg(a + b ) = tg a + tg b /1 – tg2a

SELISIH DUA SUDUT
sin(a – b) = sin a cos b – cos a sin b
cos(a – b) = cos a cos b + sin a sin b
tg(a – b ) = tg a – tg b / 1 + tg2a

SUDUT RANGKAP
sin 2a = 2 sin a cos a
cos 2a = cos2a – sin2a = 2 cos2a – 1 = 1 – 2 sin2a
tg 2a = 2 tg 2a / 1 – tg2a
sin a cos a = ½ sin 2a cos2a = ½(1 + cos 2a) sin2a = ½ (1 – cos 2a)
Secara umum :
sin na = 2 sin ½na cos ½na
cos na = cos2 ½na – 1 = 2 cos2 ½na – 1 = 1 – 2 sin2 ½na
tg na = 2 tg ½na 1 – tg2 ½na

JUMLAH SELISIH DUA FUNGSI YANG SENAMA BENTUK PENJUMLAHAN ® PERKALIAN
sin a + sin b = 2 sin a + b cos a – b 2 2 sin a – sin b = 2 cos a + b sin a – b 2 2 cos a + cos b = 2 cos a + b cos a – b 2 2 cos a + cos b = – 2 sin a + b sin a – b 2 2

BENTUK PERKALIAN ® PENJUMLAHAN
2 sin a cos b = sin (a + b) + sin (a – b)
2 cos a sin b = sin (a + b) – sin (a – b)
2 cos a cos b = cos (a + b) + cos (a – b)
- 2 sin a cos b = cos (a + b) – sin (a – b)

PENJUMLAHAN FUNGSI YANG BERBEDA Bentuk a cos x + b sin x
Merubah bentuk a cos x + b sin x ke dalam bentuk K cos (x – a)
a cos x + b sin x = K cos (x-a) dengan :
K = Öa2 + b2 dan tg a = b/a Þ a = … ? Kuadran dari a ditentukan oleh kombinasi tanda a dan b sebagai berikut I II III IV a + – - + b + + – -
keterangan : a = koefisien cos x
b = koefisien sin x

PERSAMAAN I. sin x = sin a Þ
x1 = a + n.360°
x2 = (180° – a) + n.360°
cos x = cos a Þ
x = ± a + n.360°
tg x = tg a Þ x = a + n.180° (n = bilangan bulat)
II. a cos x + b sin x = c
a cos x + b sin x = C
K cos (x-a) =C
cos (x-a) = C/K
syarat persamaan ini dapat diselesaikan -1 £ C/K £ 1 atau K² ³ C²
(bila K dalam bentuk akar) misalkan C/K = cos b cos (x – a) = cos b (x – a) = ± b + n.360° ® x = (a ± b) + n.360°

SETTING MANUAL GPRS DAN MMS

AXIS

Parameter Setting Manual GPRS AXIS
Connection Name: AXIS
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data) atau PS
APN: AXIS
Username: AXIS
Password: 123456
Authentication: Normal
Proxy Address: 10.8.3.8
Proxy Port: 9201 atau 8080
Homepage: http://wap.axisworld.co.id
Connection Security: Off
Session Mode: Permanent
Parameter Setting Manual MMS AXIS
Connection Name: AXISmms
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data) atau PS
APN: AXISmms
Username: AXIS
Prompt Password: No
Password: 123456
Authentication: Normal
Proxy Address: 10.8.3.8
Proxy Port: 9201 atau 8080
Homepage: http://mmsc.axisworld.co.id
Connection Security: Off
Session Mode: Permanent

3 THREE

Parameter Setting Manual GPRS 3 Three
Profil Name: 3 GPRS
APN: 3gprs
Proxy Server Address: 10.4.0.10
Proxy Port Number: 3128
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data)
Username: 3gprs
Password: 3gprs
Homepage: http://wap.three.co.id
Parameter Setting Manual MMS 3 Three
Profil Name: 3 MMS
APN: 3mms
Proxy Server Address: 10.4.0.10
Proxy Port Number: 3128
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data)
Username: 3mms
Password: 3mms
Homepage: http://mms.three.co.id

MENTARI

Parameter Setting Manual GPRS Mentari
Profil Name: Indosat GPRS
APN: indosatgprs
Proxy Address: 10.19.19.19
Port Proxy: 8080
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data)
Username: indosat
Password: indosat
Homepage: http://wap.klub-mentari.com
Parameter Setting Manual MMS Mentari
Profil Name: Indosat MMS
APN: indosatmms
Proxy Address: 10.19.19.19
Port Proxy: 8080
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data)
Username: indosat
Password: indosat
Homepage: http://mmsc.indosat.com

IM3

Parameter Setting Manual GPRS IM3
Connection Name: M3-GPRS
APN: www.indosat-m3.net
Username: gprs
Password: im3
Proxy Address: 10.19.19.19
Proxy Port: 9201 atau 8081
Homepage: http://wap.m3-access.com
Parameter Setting Manual MMS IM3
Connection Name: M3-MMS
APN: mms.indosat-m3.net
Username: gprs
Password: im3
Proxy Address: 10.19.19.19
Proxy Port: 9201 atau 8081
Homepage: http://mmsc.m3-access.com

TELKOMSEL

Parameter Setting Manual GPRS Telkomsel
Profil Name: TSEL GPRS
Data Bearer: Packet Data
APN: telkomsel
Username: wap
Prompt Password: No
Password: wap123
Authentication: Normal
Gateway IP Address: 10.1.89.130
Proxy Serv. Address: 8000
Homepage: http://wap.telkomsel.com
Connection Security: Off
Session Mode: Permanent
Parameter Setting Manual MMS Telkomsel
Profil Name: TSEL- MMS
Data Bearer: Packet Data
APN: telkomsel
Username: wap
Prompt Password: No
Password: wap123
Authentication: Normal
Gateway IP Address: 10.1.89.130
Proxy Port Number: 8000
Homepage: http://mms.telkomsel.com
Connection Security: Off
Session Mode: Permanent

XL

Parameter Setting Manual GPRS XL
Profil Name= XL GPRS
APN: www.xlgprs.net
Username: xlgprs
Password: proxl
Proxy Server Address: 202.152.240.50
Proxy Port: 8080
Homepage: http://wap.lifeinhand.com
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data)
Parameter Setting Manual MMS XL
Profil Name= XL MMS
APN: www.xlmms.net
Username: xlgprs
Promt Password: No
Password: proxl
Proxy Server Address: 202.152.240.50
Proxy Port Number: 8080
Homepage: http://mmc.xl.net.id/servlets/mms
Data Bearer: GPRS (Paket Data)

CONTOH SURAT LAMARAN

Metro,... Agustus 20...

Kepada Yth,

Kepala laboratorium

Pendidikan MIPA

Di tempat.

Dengan hormat,

Berdasarkan pengumuman yang tertera pada papan pengumuman laboratorium pendidikan MIPA yang membutuhkan asisiten laboratorium, maka sehubungan dengan hal tersebut, saya yang bertanda tangan dibawah ini:

Nama              :

Npm                :

Fakultas          :

Prody               :

Semester        :

Dengan ini mengajukan lamaran sebagai asisten praktikum pada mata kuliah:

1.

2.

3.

Sebagai bahan pertimbangan Bapak/Ibu ketua jurusan MIPA, saya lampirkan ...lembar fotokopy KHS semester..., ... lembar fotokopy sertifikat asisten laboratorium, dan foto ukuran ... sebagai bahan persyaratannya.

Besar harapan saya untuk dapat diterima menjadi asisten praktikum. Atas perhatian Bapak/Ibu ketua jurusan MIPA, saya ucapkan terima kasih.

                                                                                                     Metro,...agustus 20...

                                                                                                                 Hormat saya

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